WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
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Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy
or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle
I’m in love with this gif
i’m in love with the reactions.
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"It is an existential project: to construct a world
from a decentred point of view other than that
of my mere impulse to survive or re-affirm my
own identity.” 25
"When I lean on the shoulder of the
woman I love, and can see, let’s say, the peace of
twilight over a mountain…
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I love this….
Here’s the thing- she’s commenting on how blacks get stopped and profiled more, but at the same time she’s calling out wall street for their very real financial crimes. This is just win-win all around.
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CATS AND THEIR MATCHING BUNNIES
BUNNIES AND THEIR MATCHING CATS
The bottom middle one is the best because the cat looks like it was just told it accidentally fathered a litter of bunnies.
this may be the best thing I’ve ever seen
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So I need a good name for my bunny. A quality name. One that is silly and cute but simple and also not too incredibly common.
My top contenders are:
But I’m open to suggestions. I’m thinking one-syllabled names are pretty neato. Or maybe two.
If you must know, he will be a he, and he will be big. Very big.
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allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad
the guy who showed me it was indeed possible to fall in love with dresses
Those first two and I could get along juuuuuust fine.
(Also that light blue frosty looking one near the bottom.)
((Really just all of them please.))▲264950 | reblog